me: oh my god please let me concentrate for once
my shit brain: Ra Ra Rasputin. Russia’s Greatest Love Machine.
(Source: bobross, via rey-of-abydos)
*starts off 2016 with another shitpost*
i havent seen the movie yet
(via butchkeiths)
- Dumbledore: Ah, yes, I see Harry Potter's eleventh birthday is coming up. Since his relatives are Muggles, should we do the customary house visit a week before his birthday?
- Minerva: No, Albus, I think I'm just going to fuck that Vernon Dursley up with 500000000 owl letters. *puts on shades and ollies out*
- Dumbledore: I'm so glad I hired that woman.
